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Star Wars Episode 3

Official Bullshit Name Site

 

Since Star Wars Episode 2 ("Attack of the Clones") was titled so poorly, we decided it was necessary to intercede and name Episode 3 before George Lucas had a chance to fuck it up.

Got a problem with that? Want to suggest a title? E-mail us at this address.

Here is the current list:

 

Star Wars Episode 3 : Stop or My Mom Will Shoot

Star Wars Episode 3 : This is Spinal Tap

Star Wars Episode 3 : A Clockwork Orange << Lucas died, and Stanley Kubrick finished the film

Star Wars Episode 3 : Electric Boogaloo

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Last Days of Disco

Star Wars Episode 3 : How to Kill Your Neighbor's Dog<< Kenneth Branagh . . . Wouldn't be caught dead near Star Wars.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Plan 9 From Outer Space << "Attack of the Clones" is so Ed Wood, why not?

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mission to Moscow

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Search for Spock

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Forbidden Dance

Star Wars Episode 3 : La Chien Andaluse << Dali, anyone?

Star Wars Episode 3 : Dog Fucker

Star Wars Episode 3 : Getting Even With Dad

Star Wars Episode 3 : Stuart Saves His Family

Star Wars Episode 3 : High School High

Star Wars Episode 3 : Three Ninjas Kick Back

Star Wars Episode 3 : Deliverance<< I wanna hear you squeal like a Jawa!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Girls Gone Wild

Star Wars Episode 3 : Freddy's Dead, the Final Nightmare

Star Wars Episode 3 : Nude Tai Chi

Star Wars Episode 3 : Benji the Hunted

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mo' Money

Star Wars Episode 3 : Bushwhacked

Star Wars Episode 3 : Young Einstein<

Star Wars Episode 3 : Dude? Where's My Car?

Star Wars Episode 3 : Blankman

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Seven Samaurai

Star Wars Episode 3 : Not Another Teen Movie

Star Wars Episode 3 : Leonard, Part 6

Star Wars Episode 3 : BAPS

Star Wars Episode 3 : Joe vs. the Volcano

Star Wars Episode 3 : 7th Inning Fetch

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Long Kiss Goodnight << If Samuel L.'s gonna do a shitty movie, remember his worst.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Not Without MY Daughter

Star Wars Episode 3 : Batteries Not Included

Star Wars Episode 3 : New Jack City

Star Wars Episode 3 : Vegas Vacation

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Last Boy Scout

Star Wars Episode 3 : Two Days in the Valley

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Meaning of Life... Oddly, the Monty Python cast never really pursued sci-fi. John Clease would have made a kickass Vader.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Ernest Goes to Jail

Star Wars Episode 3 : Bigger, Longer, Uncut

Star Wars Episode 3 : History of the World, Part One

Star Wars Episode 3 : Rumble in the Bronx

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Horse Whisperer << Long-lost hack Harrison Ford takes one more try!!!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Hamlet and Eggs

Star Wars Episode 3 : Groundhog Day

Star Wars Episode 3 : Helter Skelter

Star Wars Episode 3 : Airplane 2 : The Sequel

Star Wars Episode 3 : Deep Throat

Star Wars Episode 3 : Just One of the Guys

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Whiz

Star Wars Episode 3 : Gattaca

Star Wars Episode 3 : Design of a Decade

Star Wars Episode 3 : Truth or Consequences, New Mexico

Star Wars Episode 3 : Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead

Star Wars Episode 3 : What's Love Got to With It?

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Star Wars Episode 3 : Viva Rock Vegas

Star Wars Episode 3 : Introducing Dorothy Dandridge

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Spy Who Shagged Me << Since Star Wars is now officially a joke anyway.

Star Wars Episode 3 : My Life as a Dog

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Golden Receiver

Star Wars Episode 3 : Eight Men Out

Star Wars Episode 3 : Nerds in Paradise

Star Wars Episode 3 : Gone in Sixty Seconds

Star Wars Episode 3 : American Graffiti << Lucas returns to his roots. Wolfman gives two thumbs up!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Being John Malkovich << "Vader vader vader, vader?" "Vader, vader."

Star Wars Episode 3 : Meteor Man

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Star Wars Episode 3 : Arachnophobia

Star Wars Episode 3 : Driven

Star Wars Episode 3 : So I Married an Axe Murderer

Star Wars Episode 3 : African Queen

Star Wars Episode 3 : Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels... actually, a really good flick. You should rent it sometime.

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Star Wars Episode 3 : Striking Distance

Star Wars Episode 3 : Commando

Star Wars Episode 3 : Very bad Things

Star Wars Episode 3 : Meet the Beetles

Star Wars Episode 3 : Who Am I? << Jackie Chan, c'mon?

Star Wars Episode 3 : Batman and Robin

Star Wars Episode 3 : The One

Star Wars Episode 3 : Time Cop

Star Wars Episode 3 : Spiderman<< Fuck it. It's a better movie, anyhow

Star Wars Episode 3 : Ringmaster << Springer is the Emperor, period.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Escape from L.A.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Boogie Nights << Wahlberg has a prosthetic force in the final sequence... eeewwwww....

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Divine Secret of the YaYa Sisterhood

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Remains of a Day

Star Wars Episode 3 : 61*

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Kings of Comedy << Cedric says black folks don't like space movies. Bullshit.

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Bitch

Star Wars Episode 3 : PCU

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Story of Us

Star Wars Episode 3 : Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Star Wars Episode 3 : Legends of the Fall

Star Wars Episode 3 : One Good Cop

Star Wars Episode 3 : One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest << Jack! He can save this franchise! Um...

Star Wars Episode 3 : Grumpier Old Men

Star Wars Episode 3 : Full Metal Jacket << "Only two things come from Tantooine: steers and queers!"

Star Wars Episode 3 : Revolution

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Odd Couple

Star Wars Episode 3 : Seven years in Tibet ...would sure beat watching Star Wars.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Stop the World I Want to Get Off

Star Wars Episode 3 : Reality Bites

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Great Train Robbery

Star Wars Episode 3 : Curly's Gold

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Kid

Star Wars Episode 3 : Dune

Star Wars Episode 3 : Jaws << The original suggestion had been "Jawas", but that deviates from the strict formula we apply here.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Grosse Pointe Blank

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

Star Wars Episode 3 : Little Shop of Horrors << "Feed me, Jar-jar!"

Star Wars Episode 3 : Little Women

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mystery Men

Star Wars Episode 3 : Eyes Wide Shut << We desperately hope Lucas will keel three days after final cut.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Black Sheep

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Tommy and Pamela Lee Sex Tapes

Star Wars Episode 3 : Gold Rush << Chaplin as a stumbling Vader.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Young Guns 2

Star Wars Episode 3 : Pushing Tin

Star Wars Episode 3 : Good Will Hunting << Minnie Driver does the blowjob joke as the Princess.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Sling Blade<< Jar Jar, you got a purty mouth.

Star Wars Episode 3 : American Pie << "This one time, training with Yoda, I stuck a light saber up my pussy."

Star Wars Episode 3 : Beverly Hills Ninja

Star Wars Episode 3 : Coming to America

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Paper

Star Wars Episode 3 : The New Batch

Star Wars Episode 3 : Murder in the First

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Star Wars Episode 3 : The Mission

Star Wars Episode 3 : Short Circuit

p>Star Wars Episode 3 : Bride of Chucky

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Wind and the Lion

Star Wars Episode 3 : Tin Cup

Star Wars Episode 3 : To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar

Star Wars Episode 3 : 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea-- wasn't that sequence in Phantom Menace bad enough?

Star Wars Episode 3 : U-571

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mixed Nuts

Star Wars Episode 3 : Gorillas in the Mist

Star Wars Episode 3 : Only You

Star Wars Episode 3 : Cabaret

Star Wars Episode 3 : While You Were Sleeping

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Rocky Horror Picture Show << Tim Curry makes Darth pedophilic.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mi Familia

Star Wars Episode 3 : Eddy Murphy-- RAW!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Les Visiteurs << French comedy meets American fantasy! The ultimate bastard child!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Serendipity

Star Wars Episode 3 : Get on the Bus << A Spike Lee joint would burn this shit up...

Star Wars Episode 3 : Dolly Does Dallas

Star Wars Episode 3 : D.A.R.Y.L.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Il Postino

Star Wars Episode 3 : Steel Magnoilas

Star Wars Episode 3 : To Kill a Mockingbird<< Gregory Peck would just be another good actor lost in the heaping shit abyss of Star Wars.

Star Wars Episode 3 : The River Wild

Star Wars Episode 3 : Death Become Her

Star Wars Episode 3 : Life is Beautiful << Benini will make the little kids ignore dumbass Star Wars prequels.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Unbreakable

Star Wars Episode 3 : My Dog Skip

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Englishman Who Went Up a Hill and Came Down a Mountain

Star Wars Episode 3 : Kazaam<< Shaq Vader!!!!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Deep Blue Sea

Star Wars Episode 3 : Death on the Highway

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Star Wars Episode 3 : The Full Monty

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Women of WCW

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Basketball Diaries

Star Wars Episode 3 : Anaconda

Star Wars Episode 3 : Blue Chips

Star Wars Episode 3 : Look Who's Coming to Dinner << Portier folds after Samuel L. gets some dignity and quits the project.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mr. Smith Goes to Washington

Star Wars Episode 3 : Jesco Goes to Hollywood << Join the Jesco cult today.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Sudden Death

Star Wars Episode 3 : Ghost Dad

Star Wars Episode 3 : Red Dawn

Star Wars Episode 3 : Coyote Ugly

Star Wars Episode 3 : Y Tu Mama Tambien

Star Wars Episode 3 : 9 1/2 Weeks << It would make up for five five totally sexless Star Wars flicks.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Your Body and You

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Russians are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!

Star Wars Episode 3 : Richie Rich

Star Wars Episode 3 : Rise of a Nation << The Empire's a nazi metaphor, anyhow. Why not the Klukers, too?

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Arthur Ashe Story

Star Wars Episode 3 : Poetic Justice << Unlike Fisher and Portman, I'd fuck Janet! Repeat : Tupac is the black Elvis!

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Hawaiian Vacation

Star Wars Episode 3 : Cobb

Star Wars Episode 3 : It << Who better than Stephen King to prostitute a third installment too many?

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Air Up There

Star Wars Episode 3 : Can't Buy Me Love

Star Wars Episode 3 : Problem Child 3

Star Wars Episode 3 : Don Juan de Marco

Star Wars Episode 3 : Rollerball

Star Wars Episode 3 : Beyond Thunderdome << Tina Turner would actually catch little Annie Skywalker.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Happy, Texas

Star Wars Episode 3 : What Women Want << Mel Gibson has the force in that movie, right?

Star Wars Episode 3 : Selena

Star Wars Episode 3 : Max Kleibel's Big Move

Star Wars Episode 3 : Lean on Me << For no reason, Star Wars becomes the story of a tough principle. Go figure.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Mystery Men

Star Wars Episode 3 : There's Something About Mary

Star Wars Episode 3 : Flight of the Navigator

Star Wars Episode 3 : Woodstock << Jimi Hendrix will rise and sully the Star Wars theme worse than the national anthem!

Star Wars Episode 3 : M*A*S*H

Star Wars Episode 3 : Casino << Pesci would fuck some Bounty Hunter's shit up.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Above the Rim

Star Wars Episode 3 : Sleepy Hollow

Star Wars Episode 3 : Universal Soldier 2

Star Wars Episode 3 : Scarface << "You're gonna have to bring a fuckin' army of storm troopers to get me!"

Star Wars Episode 3 : Love and Basketball

Star Wars Episode 3 : Copland

Star Wars Episode 3 : Hoop Dreams

Star Wars Episode 3 : Triumph of the Will << Kind of like Rise of a Nation, only German circa 1936.

Star Wars Episode 3 : Overboard

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Star Wars Episode 3 : Tango & Cash

Star Wars Episode 3 : The Deer Hunter << Walken would make a much creepier Emperor.

Star Wars Episode 3 : La Haine

Star Wars Episode 3 : Bram Stoker's Dracula

Star Wars Episode 3 : Evita

Star Wars Episode 3 : Can't Buy Me Love

Star Wars Episode 3 : Dr. Detroit

Star Wars Episode 3 : Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Star Wars Episode 3 : Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

Star Wars Episode 3 : Simba's Pride

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